Let us for a moment step away from the debate over Evolution vs. Intelligent Design and consider another, perhaps more crucial debate: Passionism vs. Peterism.
"God, having become human and descended to the earth, allowed Himself to be horribly slaughtered; he then rose from the dead and ascended to heaven, prefiguring thereby the salvation of all true Christians."
That is, more or less, the Easter story taught in most American Sunday schools. The fact is, however, that no one alive actually witnessed any of this. It's all just an ancient rumor, a kind of theory. Let us call it the theory of Passionism.
There is another familiar Easter story. It goes something like this: "A giant white rabbit wearing a purple vest each spring comes hippity-hoppiting down the bunny trail leaving brightly-colored eggs for all the good little children of the world."
This story can stand as the basis of an alternative theory of Easter. Let us call it Peterism (as in "Peter Cottontail"). Although hardly ever taught in Sunday schools, Peterism has clear advantages over Passionism: its foundational story is slightly more probable and certainly far less violent.
My question: why not let both theories, Passionism and Peterism, be taught in our Sunday schools? Why not let the children decide -- after careful and mature consideration, of course -- which of these competing theories they want to embrace? What are the Passionists afraid of?
Wednesday, December 29, 2004
Monday, December 20, 2004
Bush Confidence Game
An email from a person using the pseudonym "Michael Moore" responding to a recent letter I penned to the Lima News, beginning his response by informing me I was an "idiot." Insult answered in spades. Mr. Moore shocked at my rudeness. In reference to my assertion that the REAL Michael Moore (which gentleman my interlocutor despises, of course) is accurate in his portrayal of Bush cutting taxes for the rich while telling the average American to go fuck himself, the ironical Moore replies:
"to go fuck himself" - I must have missed when that happened. Was it while Kerry was voting for higher taxes, or was it during Moore's movie? A movie which, most will agree, is hardly a truthful documentary. Somehow Moore manages to bend the truth just a bit...kind of like making it sound like cutting taxes is a bad thing for the middle class while raising them is good. Hmmm......
My response (written more, of course, to help me articulate and clarify my position for myself than in any hope that this prime cut of moron will ever get it):
Cutting taxes FOR the middle class is certainly a good thing for the middle classes. But Bush did not cut taxes for the middle classes in any significant way. The typical American got about $500 from Bush's latest tax cut. That's about the equivalent of one month's house payment for most folks. The majority of those cuts went to the super-wealthy, those making a million or more a year. For example, John Snow, Bush's do-nothing Treasury secretary, was estimated to get back about $250,000. Like he needed "tax relief."
What Bush did, clearly, is loot the Treasury for the sake of a fortunate few--those most likely to support him and other Republican candidates -- then throw the average American chicken feed to keep him quiet. It worked. Meanwhile the lack of revenue coming into the federal government means not only a ballooning deficit but also a lot less money flowing from the fed government to the states, which of course means that state and local taxes shoot up, which of course eats up Joe Smoe's $500 tax cut, which means Joe Smoe ends up with nothing or in the hole. Meanwhile Joe Plutocrat, who probably does not pay taxes in the first place (the super-wealthy can afford clever accountants) has a nice fat check to deposit in his off-shore account. Comprende, Meester Moore?
It's amazing that educated middle class people are too thick to see through this racket.
The reason they are too thick, of course, is that Bush and his gang are appealing to their greed. This is the sine qua non of all confidence games. Most people would be sensible enough to see through the game, if not for being blinded by their greed -- compelled by greed to believe the unbelieveable. Take for example pyramid schemes. Anyone with a lick of sense can see that, eventually, the pyramid, which is built on nothing --on thin air -- must collapse, that most of those who put money into the scheme are going to be losers; the prospect of making a killing before the collapse, however, is too much of a temptation for many, so they plunk their money down and cry "foul" afterwards. Hard to feel sorry for them then.
"to go fuck himself" - I must have missed when that happened. Was it while Kerry was voting for higher taxes, or was it during Moore's movie? A movie which, most will agree, is hardly a truthful documentary. Somehow Moore manages to bend the truth just a bit...kind of like making it sound like cutting taxes is a bad thing for the middle class while raising them is good. Hmmm......
My response (written more, of course, to help me articulate and clarify my position for myself than in any hope that this prime cut of moron will ever get it):
Cutting taxes FOR the middle class is certainly a good thing for the middle classes. But Bush did not cut taxes for the middle classes in any significant way. The typical American got about $500 from Bush's latest tax cut. That's about the equivalent of one month's house payment for most folks. The majority of those cuts went to the super-wealthy, those making a million or more a year. For example, John Snow, Bush's do-nothing Treasury secretary, was estimated to get back about $250,000. Like he needed "tax relief."
What Bush did, clearly, is loot the Treasury for the sake of a fortunate few--those most likely to support him and other Republican candidates -- then throw the average American chicken feed to keep him quiet. It worked. Meanwhile the lack of revenue coming into the federal government means not only a ballooning deficit but also a lot less money flowing from the fed government to the states, which of course means that state and local taxes shoot up, which of course eats up Joe Smoe's $500 tax cut, which means Joe Smoe ends up with nothing or in the hole. Meanwhile Joe Plutocrat, who probably does not pay taxes in the first place (the super-wealthy can afford clever accountants) has a nice fat check to deposit in his off-shore account. Comprende, Meester Moore?
It's amazing that educated middle class people are too thick to see through this racket.
The reason they are too thick, of course, is that Bush and his gang are appealing to their greed. This is the sine qua non of all confidence games. Most people would be sensible enough to see through the game, if not for being blinded by their greed -- compelled by greed to believe the unbelieveable. Take for example pyramid schemes. Anyone with a lick of sense can see that, eventually, the pyramid, which is built on nothing --on thin air -- must collapse, that most of those who put money into the scheme are going to be losers; the prospect of making a killing before the collapse, however, is too much of a temptation for many, so they plunk their money down and cry "foul" afterwards. Hard to feel sorry for them then.
Sunday, December 19, 2004
Golden Opportunities in the New Iraq!
First, the sales pitch, from the Sandi Group homepage:
Welcome to The Sandi Group
The Sandi Group and Iraq’s private sector are both on the threshold of extraordinary growth. The combination of massive infusions of aid for reconstruction, the resurrection of Iraq’s oil industry and the release of pent up consumer demand are creating a vast range of business opportunities. The Sandi Group is uniquely positioned to take advantage of these opportunities directly and to assist our partners and customers in doing so as well.
There is no doubt that the environment in Iraq is challenging. Wrenching social and political change has created security issues as well as legal, political and regulatory ambiguities. It will be some time before multi-national corporations and international investors will be able to operate effectively on their own in Iraq.
The Sandi Group has been designed to solve this problem. We offer a focused and complementary menu of services to allow multi-national companies and foreign investors to thrive in this environment. Our customers can rely on our execution skills and professionalism to deliver solutions to the challenges of Iraq, whatever their needs. At the same time, The Sandi Group is investing in facilities that complement these services, especially in the hotel sector.
Over the past year, the Group has emerged as one of Iraq’s corporate leaders, helping the country on the way to stability and prosperity. Going forward, we will continue to grow and deepen our superb management team, expand our core businesses and deepen our international partnerships. We will also adhere to our corporate philosophy of not simply doing well in Iraq, but doing good as well.
And now, the reality, from today's New York Times:
Also, insurgents claiming to represent three Iraqi militant groups issued a videotape showing what they said were 10 abducted Iraqis who had been working for an American security and reconstruction company.
Masked insurgents in the video said they represent the Mujahedeen Army, the Black Banner Brigade and the Mutassim Bellah Brigade, all previously unknown groups. Nine blindfolded hostages could be seen lined up against a stone wall and a 10th was lying in a bed, apparently wounded.
The militants said they would kill the hostages if the company, Sandi Group, does not leave the country. They also threatened more attacks on its Iraqi operations.
Chad Knauss, an American and deputy chief operations officer of Sandi Group in Iraq, declined to comment on the claims. The company, based in Washington, employs 7,000 in Iraq.
I wonder, is there a company functioning in Iraq that converts human corpses into high-grade fertilizer for the export market? If so, I'll open my wallet. Otherwise . . .
Welcome to The Sandi Group
The Sandi Group and Iraq’s private sector are both on the threshold of extraordinary growth. The combination of massive infusions of aid for reconstruction, the resurrection of Iraq’s oil industry and the release of pent up consumer demand are creating a vast range of business opportunities. The Sandi Group is uniquely positioned to take advantage of these opportunities directly and to assist our partners and customers in doing so as well.
There is no doubt that the environment in Iraq is challenging. Wrenching social and political change has created security issues as well as legal, political and regulatory ambiguities. It will be some time before multi-national corporations and international investors will be able to operate effectively on their own in Iraq.
The Sandi Group has been designed to solve this problem. We offer a focused and complementary menu of services to allow multi-national companies and foreign investors to thrive in this environment. Our customers can rely on our execution skills and professionalism to deliver solutions to the challenges of Iraq, whatever their needs. At the same time, The Sandi Group is investing in facilities that complement these services, especially in the hotel sector.
Over the past year, the Group has emerged as one of Iraq’s corporate leaders, helping the country on the way to stability and prosperity. Going forward, we will continue to grow and deepen our superb management team, expand our core businesses and deepen our international partnerships. We will also adhere to our corporate philosophy of not simply doing well in Iraq, but doing good as well.
And now, the reality, from today's New York Times:
Also, insurgents claiming to represent three Iraqi militant groups issued a videotape showing what they said were 10 abducted Iraqis who had been working for an American security and reconstruction company.
Masked insurgents in the video said they represent the Mujahedeen Army, the Black Banner Brigade and the Mutassim Bellah Brigade, all previously unknown groups. Nine blindfolded hostages could be seen lined up against a stone wall and a 10th was lying in a bed, apparently wounded.
The militants said they would kill the hostages if the company, Sandi Group, does not leave the country. They also threatened more attacks on its Iraqi operations.
Chad Knauss, an American and deputy chief operations officer of Sandi Group in Iraq, declined to comment on the claims. The company, based in Washington, employs 7,000 in Iraq.
I wonder, is there a company functioning in Iraq that converts human corpses into high-grade fertilizer for the export market? If so, I'll open my wallet. Otherwise . . .
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
Larry, Moe, and Curly Receive High Honor
"One of the highest distinctions of history is to be called a liberator, and Tommy Franks will always carry that title." --G. W. Bush
"The dolt is seldom solitary." --Samuel Beckett
Remember that scene in Catch-22 where Yossarian and the other members of his bombing crew, rather than being courtmartialed for chickening out on a bombing run and dropping their payload in the sea, instead are awarded medals--this because the brass thought it more politically expedient to reward than to punish them? They are given medals for destroying fish? Remember that absurd scene?
More such farce. Our Commander in Chief, Generalissimo Busho, hanging Presidental Medals of Freedom around the necks of George Tenet, Tommy Franks, and Paul Bremer -- this for their "good work" in the war in Iraq. Talk about bombing fish! Could these three guys have screwed up any more than they did? Tenet, who assured Bush that finding weapons of mass destruction in Iraq would be a "slam dunk"? Franks, who went right along with Rumsfeld's bright idea that we could do Iraq on the cheap? And Bremer, whose decision to dismiss the whole of the Iraqi army has fueled mightly the blazing insurgency our soldiers now face? And these guys got medals? A firing squad would have been more appropriate ("To encourage the others," as Voltaire would say...).
Cronyism run amuck. This scene within hours of Rudi Guliani's strong right hand, Bernard Kerik -- who, during his brief stay in Iraq, did such a bang-up job training the Iraqi police force -- withdrawing his name from consideration for Chief of Homeland Security. I wonder what paragon of virtue and integrity Bush will come up with next for that spot? Perhaps Lyndee England is available?
Where have you gone Ambrose Bierce? And you, H.L. Mencken? And you, George Orwell? Where is the journalist who is courageous enough and intelligent enough and indignant enough and eloquent enough to expose this gang for what they are? Can it be that such voices of sanity are suppressed in today's corporate controlled news media?
God help the Republic!
"The dolt is seldom solitary." --Samuel Beckett
Remember that scene in Catch-22 where Yossarian and the other members of his bombing crew, rather than being courtmartialed for chickening out on a bombing run and dropping their payload in the sea, instead are awarded medals--this because the brass thought it more politically expedient to reward than to punish them? They are given medals for destroying fish? Remember that absurd scene?
More such farce. Our Commander in Chief, Generalissimo Busho, hanging Presidental Medals of Freedom around the necks of George Tenet, Tommy Franks, and Paul Bremer -- this for their "good work" in the war in Iraq. Talk about bombing fish! Could these three guys have screwed up any more than they did? Tenet, who assured Bush that finding weapons of mass destruction in Iraq would be a "slam dunk"? Franks, who went right along with Rumsfeld's bright idea that we could do Iraq on the cheap? And Bremer, whose decision to dismiss the whole of the Iraqi army has fueled mightly the blazing insurgency our soldiers now face? And these guys got medals? A firing squad would have been more appropriate ("To encourage the others," as Voltaire would say...).
Cronyism run amuck. This scene within hours of Rudi Guliani's strong right hand, Bernard Kerik -- who, during his brief stay in Iraq, did such a bang-up job training the Iraqi police force -- withdrawing his name from consideration for Chief of Homeland Security. I wonder what paragon of virtue and integrity Bush will come up with next for that spot? Perhaps Lyndee England is available?
Where have you gone Ambrose Bierce? And you, H.L. Mencken? And you, George Orwell? Where is the journalist who is courageous enough and intelligent enough and indignant enough and eloquent enough to expose this gang for what they are? Can it be that such voices of sanity are suppressed in today's corporate controlled news media?
God help the Republic!
Mandate?
7 Dec 04
Yesterday, on C-Span, Weekly Standard editor William Kristol strutting and crowing about the "new Republican America," about the overwhelming Republican victory in the election and how significant it is. To Kristol, this election means Republican hegemony to the far horizon—as far as the eye can see. Red States Rule, Baby!
Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t Bush win Ohio by just 2%? And if that had been switched around, if Kerry had won by 2%, wouldn’t Kerry be president elect? That’s an overwhelming Republican victory?
The reality is that the country is split right down the middle. Half the people support the Bush administration; half the people can’t stand the Bush administration. Make no mistake, a small minority of Democrats who voted were voting FOR Kerry—most saw him as a cipher, as the Man Who Wasn’t There. Most Democrats were voting ABB, Anybody But Bush. They were voting against Bush because they see him and his gang as a positive menace to our society and to the world. That’s fifty-five million Americans who hate Bush’s guts. And this is a mandate?
Maybe what Kristol was saying was something like this: “Look, Bush could not have done any worse in his first term. The economy is a disaster. He took a huge budget surplus and turned it into a huge deficit. He looted the treasury for his rich friends and told John Q. Public to go be fruitful and multiply with himself. On the world front, he took the immense goodwill expressed toward America after 9/11 and turned it inside out; now all the world hates us. He’s led us into a disastrous and unwinnable war in Iraq that is costing us hundreds of lives and hundreds of billions of dollars. And yet, in spite of this unprecedented record of failure, Bush won! Can you believe it? HE WON! Hell, the Republican party could run a rabid and explosively-incontinent baboon and still win. THAT’S how strong the party is these days!”
Yesterday, on C-Span, Weekly Standard editor William Kristol strutting and crowing about the "new Republican America," about the overwhelming Republican victory in the election and how significant it is. To Kristol, this election means Republican hegemony to the far horizon—as far as the eye can see. Red States Rule, Baby!
Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t Bush win Ohio by just 2%? And if that had been switched around, if Kerry had won by 2%, wouldn’t Kerry be president elect? That’s an overwhelming Republican victory?
The reality is that the country is split right down the middle. Half the people support the Bush administration; half the people can’t stand the Bush administration. Make no mistake, a small minority of Democrats who voted were voting FOR Kerry—most saw him as a cipher, as the Man Who Wasn’t There. Most Democrats were voting ABB, Anybody But Bush. They were voting against Bush because they see him and his gang as a positive menace to our society and to the world. That’s fifty-five million Americans who hate Bush’s guts. And this is a mandate?
Maybe what Kristol was saying was something like this: “Look, Bush could not have done any worse in his first term. The economy is a disaster. He took a huge budget surplus and turned it into a huge deficit. He looted the treasury for his rich friends and told John Q. Public to go be fruitful and multiply with himself. On the world front, he took the immense goodwill expressed toward America after 9/11 and turned it inside out; now all the world hates us. He’s led us into a disastrous and unwinnable war in Iraq that is costing us hundreds of lives and hundreds of billions of dollars. And yet, in spite of this unprecedented record of failure, Bush won! Can you believe it? HE WON! Hell, the Republican party could run a rabid and explosively-incontinent baboon and still win. THAT’S how strong the party is these days!”
impossible profession
2 Dec 04
A painfully frustrating quarter, teaching a freshman comp course with the topic “9/11 and After.” So many of my students are knee-jerk right-wingers who equate George W. Bush with Jesus H. Christ. And his War on Terror? A righteous crusade, of course. This despite all the evidence to the contrary.
For example, one student wrote in his final paper as follows:
"After September 11th we went to war with Iraq and Afghanistan. I strongly agree with these actions, and I am completely behind Bush in his decision. If we were attacked, why shouldn’t we go after those responsible? I know people don’t think Iraq had anything to do with it, and we haven’t turned up any weapons of mass destruction. I say they are responsible for the attacks and need to pay for what they have done. I feel that you should be behind what our government does because this is where you live. If you don’t feel safe by what they do then you are in the wrong country."
I could not restrain myself from replying as follows:
"Come on! We live in a democracy where we are supposed to be critical of our politicians: keep an eye on them, and, if they make mistakes, correct them. “My country, right or wrong!” is an ethically indefensible position and not one reasonable people take. If you can’t defend the war in Iraq on the basis of real evidence and on rational grounds, then don’t defend it."
Thus I spoke to the void. The student continued,
"This war against terrorism is a great idea. I didn’t have any family members that died in the trade towers, but I know that if I would have then I would want the war even more. Also, I don’t have any family members in the military, but if I did I would want them to go and fight for our country. I would go and fight in the military, but I have had a life-long dream of becoming an architect and opening my own business. I have even talked to recruiters and they have said that there isn’t an architecture program in the military."
Again, I couldn’t resist. After his last line “Aw shucks!” and then, “So, like Dick Cheney, who took five deferments during the Vietnam war, you have ‘other priorities’ than fighting the war you deem so noble and just?” My point, of course, will be completely lost on the writer. He’s not a very attentive person to begin with, obviously.
Of the forty or so students I have in two sections this quarter, I would say half of these proved to be evidence-proof. By that I mean they did not allow the evidence I supplied that the Iraq war is an unmitigated disaster, both strategically and morally, trouble in the least their faith in the infallibility of their glorious war president and his Big Stick foreign policy.
Dubya, right or wrong!
A painfully frustrating quarter, teaching a freshman comp course with the topic “9/11 and After.” So many of my students are knee-jerk right-wingers who equate George W. Bush with Jesus H. Christ. And his War on Terror? A righteous crusade, of course. This despite all the evidence to the contrary.
For example, one student wrote in his final paper as follows:
"After September 11th we went to war with Iraq and Afghanistan. I strongly agree with these actions, and I am completely behind Bush in his decision. If we were attacked, why shouldn’t we go after those responsible? I know people don’t think Iraq had anything to do with it, and we haven’t turned up any weapons of mass destruction. I say they are responsible for the attacks and need to pay for what they have done. I feel that you should be behind what our government does because this is where you live. If you don’t feel safe by what they do then you are in the wrong country."
I could not restrain myself from replying as follows:
"Come on! We live in a democracy where we are supposed to be critical of our politicians: keep an eye on them, and, if they make mistakes, correct them. “My country, right or wrong!” is an ethically indefensible position and not one reasonable people take. If you can’t defend the war in Iraq on the basis of real evidence and on rational grounds, then don’t defend it."
Thus I spoke to the void. The student continued,
"This war against terrorism is a great idea. I didn’t have any family members that died in the trade towers, but I know that if I would have then I would want the war even more. Also, I don’t have any family members in the military, but if I did I would want them to go and fight for our country. I would go and fight in the military, but I have had a life-long dream of becoming an architect and opening my own business. I have even talked to recruiters and they have said that there isn’t an architecture program in the military."
Again, I couldn’t resist. After his last line “Aw shucks!” and then, “So, like Dick Cheney, who took five deferments during the Vietnam war, you have ‘other priorities’ than fighting the war you deem so noble and just?” My point, of course, will be completely lost on the writer. He’s not a very attentive person to begin with, obviously.
Of the forty or so students I have in two sections this quarter, I would say half of these proved to be evidence-proof. By that I mean they did not allow the evidence I supplied that the Iraq war is an unmitigated disaster, both strategically and morally, trouble in the least their faith in the infallibility of their glorious war president and his Big Stick foreign policy.
Dubya, right or wrong!
All Too Common Sense
Tradition for him was all the test of truth:
“It must be right, I’ve done it from my youth!”
-- ?
“It’s just common sense.” How often we hear that phrase offered up in defense of a political position. We’ve been hearing it a lot lately, particularly from conservatives. For example, “Marriage should be between a man and a woman. It’s just common sense.”
One wonders, however, what lies behind this common sense. I suppose a century ago one might have heard a conservative say, and say with absolute conviction, “Only men should be allowed to vote. It’s just common sense.” But it was not common sense. Or rather it was common sense, all too common. By that I mean crude, vulgar, and ignorant. It was actually sexism, convincing itself it was sense.
And fifty years ago one might well have heard commonly said, “Negros and white folks should never marry; it’s just common sense.” Again, it was common, but it was not sense; it was racism, convincing itself it was sense.
Just a few days ago I was listening to talk radio. The topic was Iraq, our invasion of that country and our possible justifications. A man called in and argued that, despite the fact that there was no evidence to support it, and there was copious evidence against it, the claim that Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden were collaborators “was just common sense.”
What did the caller mean? I think I can reconstruct his reasoning. Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden are the same kind of people: swarthy-skinned, Arabic-speaking, Allah-worshipping barbarians (to use Ann Coulter’s generous characterization of Muslims). All those people are alike. All of them hate us. Their version of the Golden Rule is, as everyone knows, “The enemy of my enemy is my friend.” Therefore Saddam and Osama must be friends in their hatred of us. They must be working together for our destruction. It’s just common sense!
Once again, no. It is not common sense. It is racism masquerading as common sense.
Such thinking—or non-thinking—on the part of conservatives has given common sense a bad name. From not on, let us abjure employing the phrase to characterize our own thinking. From now on, let liberals and progressives, when defending their positions, say “It’s just uncommon sense!” We thereby avoid being associated with the common-sensical folk out there: the sexists, the racists, and the homophobes.
“It must be right, I’ve done it from my youth!”
-- ?
“It’s just common sense.” How often we hear that phrase offered up in defense of a political position. We’ve been hearing it a lot lately, particularly from conservatives. For example, “Marriage should be between a man and a woman. It’s just common sense.”
One wonders, however, what lies behind this common sense. I suppose a century ago one might have heard a conservative say, and say with absolute conviction, “Only men should be allowed to vote. It’s just common sense.” But it was not common sense. Or rather it was common sense, all too common. By that I mean crude, vulgar, and ignorant. It was actually sexism, convincing itself it was sense.
And fifty years ago one might well have heard commonly said, “Negros and white folks should never marry; it’s just common sense.” Again, it was common, but it was not sense; it was racism, convincing itself it was sense.
Just a few days ago I was listening to talk radio. The topic was Iraq, our invasion of that country and our possible justifications. A man called in and argued that, despite the fact that there was no evidence to support it, and there was copious evidence against it, the claim that Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden were collaborators “was just common sense.”
What did the caller mean? I think I can reconstruct his reasoning. Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden are the same kind of people: swarthy-skinned, Arabic-speaking, Allah-worshipping barbarians (to use Ann Coulter’s generous characterization of Muslims). All those people are alike. All of them hate us. Their version of the Golden Rule is, as everyone knows, “The enemy of my enemy is my friend.” Therefore Saddam and Osama must be friends in their hatred of us. They must be working together for our destruction. It’s just common sense!
Once again, no. It is not common sense. It is racism masquerading as common sense.
Such thinking—or non-thinking—on the part of conservatives has given common sense a bad name. From not on, let us abjure employing the phrase to characterize our own thinking. From now on, let liberals and progressives, when defending their positions, say “It’s just uncommon sense!” We thereby avoid being associated with the common-sensical folk out there: the sexists, the racists, and the homophobes.
I Like Ike
“When people speak to you about a preventive war, you tell them to go and fight it. After my experience, I have come to hate war. War settles nothing.”
Who might be the author of that quotation? What limp-wristed, pansified liberal weakly coughed it up? Perhaps it was that shameless craven John Kerry, who betrayed so many of his comrades by suggesting that the war in Vietnam was a less-than-noble cause? Was it he that secreted such seditious drivel, or was it some other left-leaning, U.N.-loving, Michael Moore-worshipping wimp?
The author of the quote was Dwight D. Eisenhower, a two-term Republican president and, moreover, the Supreme Commander of Allied forces on D-day -- the man who led us to victory in the “Good War,” WWII. Eisenhower, who could speak to the reality of war with more authority than any of his contemporaries, what with his having borne on his shoulders the terrible burden of sending countless thousands of men to their deaths.
“When people speak to you about preventive war . . .” Sound familiar? Listen. “Yet the war on terror will not be won on the defensive. We must take the battle to the enemy . . . . And our security will require all Americans to be forward-looking and resolute, to be ready for preemptive action when necessary to defend our liberty and defend our lives.” That is President George W. Bush on June 1st, 2002.
A preventive war. Is that not an exact description of the war in Iraq? We invaded Iraq not in response to an attack but supposedly to prevent a future attack. We invaded another sovereign nation to disarm a man who turned out to be unarmed. Will History be kind to us on this point? What are the chances?
“ . . . you tell them to go and fight it.” Again, what are the chances? What are the chances that George W. Bush and the other makers of this war will actually go and fight it? Or send their children to fight it?
George Bush, of course, had his chance to fight in a preventive war, the Vietnam (fought to prevent those dire dominos from falling). Did he take that chance? No, he did not. Instead, he used his daddy’s influence to jump over about a hundred guys ahead of him in line and get into the Texas Air National Guard just before his number was up (his draft number, that is) so he could check a box that read “Would prefer not to do overseas service.” And his VP, Dick Cheney, did he fight? No, he had “other priorities.” And Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld? Did he fight? No, not really.
In fact, with the exception of Colin Powell (the Reluctant One), none of the major architects of this war in Iraq ever saw combat in Vietnam. Yet they all thought Vietnam a good war, a just and noble war, a war worth dying for—as long as other folks were doing the dying. Thus the expression “chicken hawk.”
“After my experience, I have come to hate war. War settles nothing.” Have you, dear reader, been following the war in Iraq? Are you sick of the experience? Are you sick of the casualty counts, the images of dead Iraqi children? And the recent flattening of Falluja, was that a victory? Did it settle anything? Can the war in Iraq settle anything? What are the chances?
What do I think of Bush and his war? With all due respect, I like Ike.
Who might be the author of that quotation? What limp-wristed, pansified liberal weakly coughed it up? Perhaps it was that shameless craven John Kerry, who betrayed so many of his comrades by suggesting that the war in Vietnam was a less-than-noble cause? Was it he that secreted such seditious drivel, or was it some other left-leaning, U.N.-loving, Michael Moore-worshipping wimp?
The author of the quote was Dwight D. Eisenhower, a two-term Republican president and, moreover, the Supreme Commander of Allied forces on D-day -- the man who led us to victory in the “Good War,” WWII. Eisenhower, who could speak to the reality of war with more authority than any of his contemporaries, what with his having borne on his shoulders the terrible burden of sending countless thousands of men to their deaths.
“When people speak to you about preventive war . . .” Sound familiar? Listen. “Yet the war on terror will not be won on the defensive. We must take the battle to the enemy . . . . And our security will require all Americans to be forward-looking and resolute, to be ready for preemptive action when necessary to defend our liberty and defend our lives.” That is President George W. Bush on June 1st, 2002.
A preventive war. Is that not an exact description of the war in Iraq? We invaded Iraq not in response to an attack but supposedly to prevent a future attack. We invaded another sovereign nation to disarm a man who turned out to be unarmed. Will History be kind to us on this point? What are the chances?
“ . . . you tell them to go and fight it.” Again, what are the chances? What are the chances that George W. Bush and the other makers of this war will actually go and fight it? Or send their children to fight it?
George Bush, of course, had his chance to fight in a preventive war, the Vietnam (fought to prevent those dire dominos from falling). Did he take that chance? No, he did not. Instead, he used his daddy’s influence to jump over about a hundred guys ahead of him in line and get into the Texas Air National Guard just before his number was up (his draft number, that is) so he could check a box that read “Would prefer not to do overseas service.” And his VP, Dick Cheney, did he fight? No, he had “other priorities.” And Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld? Did he fight? No, not really.
In fact, with the exception of Colin Powell (the Reluctant One), none of the major architects of this war in Iraq ever saw combat in Vietnam. Yet they all thought Vietnam a good war, a just and noble war, a war worth dying for—as long as other folks were doing the dying. Thus the expression “chicken hawk.”
“After my experience, I have come to hate war. War settles nothing.” Have you, dear reader, been following the war in Iraq? Are you sick of the experience? Are you sick of the casualty counts, the images of dead Iraqi children? And the recent flattening of Falluja, was that a victory? Did it settle anything? Can the war in Iraq settle anything? What are the chances?
What do I think of Bush and his war? With all due respect, I like Ike.
country in denial
26 Nov 04
This country appears to me to be in denial about its leadership, what the Bush administration is doing. The analogy would be a dysfunctional family in denial about, say, Mom being a sick alcoholic, or Dad being a child molester. To face the truth would just be too painful.
So Bush means well. He is not looting the treasury for his own sake and the sake of his rich friends. Oh no. He truly believes these tax cuts for the wealthy will help boost the economy and benefit all Americans, rich and poor. And as for the “war on terror,” Bush is not waging it in order to boost corporate profits or steal the natural resources of other countries. He’s doing it to protect us, like a good father should, and spread the light of Democracy throughout the world.
Father knows best. So let’s return now to enjoying NBC’s “The Apprentice” to take our minds off our troubles—that Dad lost his job and can’t find another, that Mom won’t go to the doctor about that bleeding since we’ve got no health insurance, that Buddy is about to be shipped off to Iraq. All is for the best -- and will be for the best -- in this best of all possible Bushworlds.
This country appears to me to be in denial about its leadership, what the Bush administration is doing. The analogy would be a dysfunctional family in denial about, say, Mom being a sick alcoholic, or Dad being a child molester. To face the truth would just be too painful.
So Bush means well. He is not looting the treasury for his own sake and the sake of his rich friends. Oh no. He truly believes these tax cuts for the wealthy will help boost the economy and benefit all Americans, rich and poor. And as for the “war on terror,” Bush is not waging it in order to boost corporate profits or steal the natural resources of other countries. He’s doing it to protect us, like a good father should, and spread the light of Democracy throughout the world.
Father knows best. So let’s return now to enjoying NBC’s “The Apprentice” to take our minds off our troubles—that Dad lost his job and can’t find another, that Mom won’t go to the doctor about that bleeding since we’ve got no health insurance, that Buddy is about to be shipped off to Iraq. All is for the best -- and will be for the best -- in this best of all possible Bushworlds.
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