A special prosecutor has been appointed to investigate why the Vice President harvested a lawyer that was clearly not flushed. This is poor sportsmanship, to say the least, and may break Texas game law.
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A Washington psychologist, who prefers to remain anonymous, feels the Whittington shooting may be the result of pent-up rage the Vice President felt over not having had the opportunity to pull the trigger on a hijacked airliner on 9.11.
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"The Vice President was acting on the best intelligence available to him at the time. This intelligence indicated that Harry Whittington was a quail. Mr. Cheney was thereby not only justfied in shooting him but obliged to shoot him. It was the responsible, indeed, the patriotic thing to do. Mr. Cheney is a hero in error."--Ahmed Chalabi.
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I turned in the saddle and there was Armstrong, her sabre out, charging across the plain behind me, shouting hoarsely, “Wheel, Mr. Vice President! Not that way! Wheel – to the left, to the covey!” But the Vice President ignored Armstrong's plea and shot Harry Whittington in the face anyway.
Oh when shall his glory fade!
Oh the wild shot he made!
Honor that shot he made!
Honor that holy rage!
Oh Noble Dick Cheney!
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