Sunday, June 25, 2006

More unkind observations on G. W. Bush

-- Bush often claims that he makes decisions "in his gut" -- by gut instinct. If so then he has a pretty dumb gut. So a new nickname for Dubya. Dumbgut. The Iraq war Dumbgut's excellent adventure. Dumbgut the Decider.

--Bush's election not unlike many an election for class president wherein the student body shows its contempt for the process by electing the least likely person available, say the class imbecile or delinquent -- often to the imbecile / delinquent's astonishment and agonizing embarrassment. "Wha . . . ME?"

--As every month of his presidency passes Bush's eyes seem to grow beadier, move closer together. By 2008 they will have actually merged and we'll have our first cyclops Chief Executive.

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