The Catholic Church's just released “Ministry to Persons with a Homosexual Inclination: Guidelines for Pastoral Care”:
1. Tell them to knock it off and straighten up.
2. If they won't knock it off, sodomize them to drive home the point.
3. Console them by telling them "God hates the sin but thinks the sinner is fabulous."
4. If all else fails, excommunicate their genitals.
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